Dick's Last Resort

With our Smart-Ass Servers, Big-Ass Beers, and Buckets O' Good Grub, it's fun for all and all in fun for those who dare to enter!

(617) 830-2739

Quincy Market At Faneuil Hall Mkpl
Boston, MA 02109 42.3613 -71.0546

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Neighborhoods: Central, Downtown

dickslastresort.com

Years in business

Established in 1993

Hours:

Sun -Thu 11am- 11pm

Fri-Sat 11am-1am

Last updated 12.12.11

What People Are Saying About Dick's Last Resort

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Dick's Last Resort

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From rug-rats to old farts, from high-class to no-class, from the top of the food chain to the bottom of the barrel, it's fun for all and all in fun for those who dare to enter! Sit back and watch, or join in the fun.Dick's has always been known for its outrageous, surly, and energetic waitstaff who inflict humor upon our guests. Our atmosphere makes everyone feel like they're temporarily breaking all the rules� and getting away with it!We have live music every week featuring questionable bands playing classic rock, and there's never a cover charge! You may end up wearing a 2ft tall paper hat…

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Eric Grossman

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The Scene – One of Boston's preeminent dives, Dick's gets its fair share of raucous revelers--weekends often host numerous bachelorette parties. This reputation is in stark contrast to the tourists who stop in to take a break from shopping in the surrounding Quincy Market shops. While smart-alecky servers provide plenty of attitude, mismatched chairs and long, communal tables ensure a convivial atmosphere. Social singles populate the elevated bar area to imbibe cheap 32-ounce bottles of domestic beer. – – The Food – The restaurant encourages diners to reconnect with…

Editor's Tips

Save Money:
Appetizers are half-price from 4pm-7pm on weekdays.
Parking:
Patrons can park in the 75 State St. parking garage (entrance on Broad St.) and receive $2 off parking with validation.
Where to Sit:
Don't be deterred by the rowdy reputation: The sidewalk patio is a surprisingly tranquil spot for enjoying a meal or casual drink.
ambiance
66.66999816894531% positive
  1. Good fish n' chips and beer, comfortable and loose atmosphere; fun
  2. The food is ok but the atmosphere is wonderful.
  3. This place is a lot of fun if you have a sence of humor, the wait staff is rude and crude but this is all part of the act, they make paper h.
drinks
50.0% positive
  1. overpriced beer, inedible food, terrible music, rude/moronic batenders - this place is not a dive bar, it's a tourist trap.
  2. Good fish n' chips and beer, comfortable and loose atmosphere; fun
food quality
50.0% positive
  1. This place is basically a tourist trap with lousy expensive food.
  2. The fish and chips were great -- fresh fish, tasty chips.
  3. overpriced beer, inedible food, terrible music, rude/moronic batenders - this place is not a dive bar, it's a tourist trap.
  4. Good fish n' chips and beer, comfortable and loose atmosphere; fun
  5. Boston's and possibly the world's worst food
  6. The food is ok but the atmosphere is wonderful.
service
20.0% positive
  1. This place is a lot of fun if you have a sence of humor, the wait staff is rude and crude but this is all part of the act, they make paper h.
  2. Your waiters are rude and frank, they make wierd balloon hats that border on annoying but if you are a tourist and want a laugh, go ahead.
  3. And yes, the people who work there SEEMS rude.
  4. overpriced beer, inedible food, terrible music, rude/moronic batenders - this place is not a dive bar, it's a tourist trap.
  5. The waiters and waitresses ties balloons on hair or make huge paper hats for you to wear with lines like, 'I like dicks.'
value
33.3299994468689% positive
  1. The waiters and waitresses ties balloons on hair or make huge paper hats for you to wear with lines like, 'I like dicks.'
  2. overpriced beer, inedible food, terrible music, rude/moronic batenders - this place is not a dive bar, it's a tourist trap.
  3. This place is basically a tourist trap with lousy expensive food.
1 Star Rating: Poor

10/11/10

Recommend it to the people you "dislike".

by JJElse at Citysearch

Not the most favorable experience. I get the theme of being loud and obnoxious but I draw the line at being called an idiot. The meal was terrible, it would be nice to know what ingredients were in the meal I ordered but it's not provided on the menu. I was afraid to ask, might be called an imbecile. Thought I would play it safe with a steak salad but it had jalapeno peppers, which I despise, and they burned my mouth and totally ruined my taste buds for anything else. I would recommend this place to people I "dislike".

1 Star Rating: Poor

04/03/10

Boston's and possibly the world's worst food

by luckyvin at Citysearch

Went to Dick's this afternoon. Sat down for a late lunch at 3:15. Received our food at 4:45. I had the fish platter. After taking a bite of the fried fish, my mouth filled with grease. That was it for me. I couldn't eat another bite. My spouse had the ribs, which were dry and not at all fall off the bone quality. Their prices are way out of line for the quality of their fare. This place is basically a tourist trap with lousy expensive food. Stay away at all costs.

  • Pros: none
  • Cons: horrible food, very expensive prices for cheap bar fare
1 Star Rating: Poor

12/13/07

Tourist Trap

by dmac02215 at Citysearch

overpriced beer, inedible food, terrible music, rude/moronic batenders - this place is not a dive bar, it's a tourist trap...

5 Star Rating: Highly Recommended

11/24/07

Good fish n' chips and beer, comfortable and loose atmosphere; fun

by bradfordmyles at Citysearch

This is a fun, spacious, entertaining dive in the heart of Boston. Yes, the waiter is a "d-ck" to you throughout the meal, and I suggested we make a hat for him(!) that read "Hi, I'm your waiter, and I'm the biggest D-CK in the house!" -- meaning "butt-wipe a--hole" -- but, that's his job, and it's amusing. The fish and chips were great -- fresh fish, tasty chips. Good portions. Wash it down with some Corona and you're all set. Good live music, no cover charge. Meal and drinks ave about $22 with tip. If you want a relaxed atmosphere to unwind and see some wacky stuff going on -- like a table of girls doing "blo(!)-job shots" to a line of strangers (guys), this is the place. It's pretty funny. Glass windows all around help you feel connected to the city. Cheers.

4 Star Rating: Recommended

09/05/07

An Out-of-the-Ordinary Restuarant

by mymy_ at Citysearch

First thing you have to know about this place is that it's not your typical restaurant. The waiters and waitresses ties balloons on hair or make huge paper hats for you to wear with lines like, 'I like dicks.' I had three ballons tied on my hair and people on the streets stared at us like we're crazy. And yes, the people who work there SEEMS rude. They would swear and make jokes at you...but all in a funny way. It's very crazy. Fun. I recommend it if you're those type of people that's not afraid to have a good and crazy time. Trust me they will make you laugh no matter what. The food comes in bucket. It's average American food. Large portions. Okay price.

The Details on Dick's Last Resort

Place Categories:

  • worst expensive food
  • overpriced terrible music
  • comfortable atmosphere
  • overpriced rudemoronic batenders
  • great fresh fish
  • rude waiters
  • rude wait staff
  • huge paper hats
  • good cover charge
  • bad son
  • rude people
  • dry ribs
  • tasty chips
  • cool place
  • like dicks
  • good live music

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  • Fun for all, all in fun!

From rug-rats to old farts, from high-class to no-class, from the top of the food chain to the bottom of the barrel, it's fun for all and all in fun for those who dare to enter! Sit back and watch, or join in the fun.

Dick's has always been known for its outrageous, surly, and energetic waitstaff who inflict humor upon our guests. Our atmosphere makes everyone feel like they're temporarily breaking all the rules� and getting away with it!

We have live music every week featuring questionable bands playing classic rock, and there's never a cover charge! You may end up wearing a 2ft tall paper hat complete with a humorous slogan, or doused in a sea of napkins. There's never a dull moment in this 3-ring circus which is exactly how we earned our infamous reputation!

Free Appetizer with Purchase of Two Entrees.

Buy two entrees and get a free appetizer. Excludes the Sampla Platta.

Valid until 3/09/12

Dick's Last Resort - Quincy Market At Faneuil Hall MkplBoston, MA02109 - (617) 830-2739

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