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11 LaGrange St, Boston, MA | Directions 0211442.273139 -71.143935
Neighborhoods: Upper Washington / Spring Street, West Roxbury
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Classy – This is a classy joint. The women here are top notch we're talking 9's and 10's here! The girls don't have any stupid tattoos which makes them very classy. They get paid to dance for you so they will try to get you to do a private dance ($20 per song + tip). It gets a bit pricey if you want to go upstairs to the champaign room ($300 for 1/2 hour + tip). Is it worth it? I think so but don't expect anything sleezy to go on. The management here is very professional, I've never had a problem with my credit card and they have always treated me very well. There are also plenty of big bouncers walking around but don't worry they are very friendly as long as you don't get rude with the girls.
WACK!!!!!! – if you are a black girl with a lot of booty...this is not a place for you. you wont make any money. and on top of that u sit there till basically 12 in the morning. if you dont look like a barbie literally...ur not going to make anything. there was only one bouncer that made me feel comfortable. and i like the fact that you like girls with a little junk in the trunk. other than him....CENTERFOLDS SUXXXXXXXXX
GREAT TIMES!!! – I am a female and I recently went to this club with some of my guy friends and we all had a fabulous time! Obviously not a place to go if you dont want to spend money, but what else do you expect to do at a stripclub???
The staff was very professional and my waitress was all smiles. I started a tab and have no bank issues.
The wait staff, massage girls and dancers were all georgeous! My back massage was out of this world!
This is a true gentlemans club, not seedy at all!
Needless to say I def had a great time, better than going out on the club scene... what beats TV, entertainment and massages???
BAD attitudes, even to their girls – I'd never done a contest before, but went to Centerfold's Amateur night to compete.
First, they made up wait until at least 5 girls show up (okay, fine...that's actually pretty normal). Then, all staff we encountered was very rude. A very nasty bouncer led us upstairs and said, "You've got 5 minutes to get ready, and that's all you should need." They also wouldn't let us use the actual dressing room, and we had to change our clothes in the upstairs dancing area. When he complained that we were taking more than 3 minutes, I helpfully said that I had come from my office an hour before. He said, "I didn't ask where yous came from." After giving us a very literal 5-minute prep time, they brought us back downstairs and made us wait for no less than 2 hours before the contest actually began. They then INSISTED that we sit on the public stairway to listen to the rules and guidelines. Power trip much? Ever heard of a STAPH infection?
They gave us a song and dance about pushing back the contest so that more guys would show up, so we would make more tips. The girl that won showed up around 10pm, much later than we were told was allowed, heavily implying she had an "in." This was made all the more obvious when the GM said in his extended speech that no special treatment would be given to girls that know him, his staff or anyone else in the club.
They restricted us to one song each, which makes it nearly impossible to make any tips on stage. They also clearly enforce MA rules about the 2 foot distance, but take it a step further to say we're not allowed to do floor or pole work. The just don't want the amateurs who don't fit their Barbie mold to make friends or fans, that was pretty clear.
The third place finisher, who the real crowd (as opposed to the fake crowed that the winner brought along with her) clearly loved, was told she had too much ink to work there.
The winner was a clone of the existing Centerfold girls, with fake hair, HUGE fake breasts (so big you could see the veins in her skin, and the scars around her nipples), no butt and too much make-up. I can't agree more with other posters that the girls in this club look very zoned out and can't dance for sh!t. They just walk around on stage and don't appear to make eye contact with anyone. Are they gassing these girls in the dressing room? Were we not allowed back there because we hadn't signed the standard "If you die from the illegal substances we freely supply you, we're not responsible" waiver?
The worst: they have apparently been having a problem with not enough girls showing up for the amateur night each week. But if they keep treating girl this badly, they will never had any returning girls. And we are going to tell all our dancer friends to never EVER compete her. As a result, they will have the loyal amateur night customers walk out the door.
Many men have a very clear fixation on "innocent" girls doing something naughty that they've never done before. Even though this is sooooo not the case with almost any amateur night anywhere, it does bring in a crowd, and therefore ups bar sales, entry fee sales, and maybe even dance sales with the "house" girls. But amateur customers really hate dances... they just want to see the college co-ed take her boy shorts off. So, if you keep canceling the contest because no girls are showing up, you lose all those customers, and they take their bar sales with them.
Having a "classy" and "upscale" club has nothing to do with fake tans and fake tatas. Many men over the age of 26 have learned two things: 1) fake breasts can be nice to look at, but are no fun for dances, and 2) they would rather spend their money on a girl who is pleasant to spend time with and ALSO is nice to look at and dance with. Take a look at other Citysearch reviews, Yelp reviews, or take a spin on the ZBone forums.
BAD attitudes, even to their girls – really bad
Cash Only! – What ever you do, do not start a tab at this place. They inflate the charges to your credit card and actually run it a couple extra times. Fortunately for consumers, the bank is pretty good about recovering the fraud, but unfortunately, the bank cannot go after this place. The girls are decent, but because there is no other places of it's kind in Boston, it's way over priced and absolutely no friction.
Remember, unless you enjoy being on the phone recovering your credit card charges, do not start a tab here!
Stupid bouncers. – Well we heard a lot about centerfold and its events. we recently been to boston and it was a good chance for us to visit this place but eventually we encountered some IDOT bouncers at the entry point, and can u believe that POS didnt allowed us to get in though we were having our proper id. And at the eleventh hour of our courosity he stucked us out giving the WEIRD reason asking for the indian passport or american driving license. it was very disappointed. and all thanks to glass slippers tht it was adjust into it and it made over night.
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Not a fun time! – It is hard for to understand what might constitute the right circumsatnces that would make Centerfolds an enjoyable experience. I went with a small group of men/women and we were largely discouraged from enjoying ourselves (no dancing, no kissing). No one had more than one drink because the drinks were $14 ea.
There were a lot of attractive women (eight and nines) milling about through the club but they looked like they were going through the motions and not into anything exciting. One dancer was very talented, but the few others we saw, since we did not stay long, were run-of-the-mill.
As another reviewer mentioned, we too were told where to go and a large screen blocked two of our parties view of the stage. The entire experience may be deemed very "classy" but it was more like an expensive way to be sedated as the crowd and dancers were nearly comatose. Yes, it is safe and clean, but also boring.
The total entertainment value of this experience rates somewhere below a solo adult DVD viewing.
Hot Girls....Idiot Bouncers – $20 cover charge and $10 drinks so bring your cash! The strippers are really hot and talented. They have girls going around giving massages for cash as well. The only problem here is that the bouncers are really pushy and make you sit where they want you to. I didn't feel like a customer, but rather someone who was being forced to hand over money. The management could use an overhaul. They have some of the hottest girls in town but I felt so uncomfortable by the bouncers that i doubt ill be going back....ever.
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